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Gift Parasite

A person who adds their name to a gift tag in order to claim partial credit for giving the gift.
I'm totally broke so I had to be a gift parasite and sign on that present you're giving Grandma.
by Bird Turggler November 23, 2009
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parasitic troglodyte

An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.
Man, I made a stupid decision, I'm a parasitic troglodyte.
by sweetswede August 17, 2010
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parasitic lifestyle

An intentional, manipulative, selfish, and exploitative financial dependence on others as reflected in a lack of motivation, low self-discipline, and inability to begin or complete responsibilities.
he lives a parasitic lifestyle and is totaly dependant on his Babys momma
by pub10der November 5, 2013
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Parasite

One who leaches off others whilst pretending to be their friend. Once they have their fill they move on to the next victim.
That Slimbo is a real parasite. Waited till his mate got a big payout then he and his mates bled him white then disappeared.
by Slimbo Kev February 10, 2017
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Parasite privilege

Parasite privilege is when elites weaponize identity politics to deflect legitimate criticism or to protect their class privilege.
Sane person: Billionaires are parasites. No single person can create a billion dollars worth of value, their wealth relies on rampant worker exploitation.

Privileged NeoLiberal: What? You’re not allowed to criticize billionaires, that’s anti-Semitic.

Sane person: You’re disingenuously using identity politics to protect the powerful. That's parasite privilege.
by Wealthy Hobo March 8, 2021
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parastoo

A swallow which is a passerine bird in the family Hirundinidae which are characterized by their adaptation to aerial feeding.
the parastoo was flying.
by christinanacr January 23, 2008
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parasite

some one who sponges everything out of you even your last breath given have the chance
" hey you wanna watchg that jonny c, he ll try take the lot of ya if your not carefull, hes a right parasite"
by legend13 April 13, 2010
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