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Papes is the name given to the loser of the game of 'Scissors, Paper, Rock', involving 5 or more participants. The name 'Papes' shall only be given to the loser if both of the following criteria are satisfied:

1) The loss occurs in the first round of play; and
2) The losing player chooses 'Paper', with all other particpants choosing 'scissors'
haha Papes is so predictable, he always goes with paper.
Papes by Paper always loses December 9, 2008
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papes by xdr5t3evq3q January 18, 2024

Papes towel

Damn yo I need a papes towel
Papes towel by T-bone steak October 1, 2019

Crankin Papes 

Non-slang version "Cranking Papers"

The lump sum of cash you earn from working two or more jobs; similar to Makin' Bank but in this case much larger amounts of money.
Guy#1:Damn homie I got two jobs now
Guy#2: Whattt? Man you gonna be Crankin Papes

peps up the papes 

To enhance something, particularly a paper or other document.
Person 1: What ya doin?
Person 2: Working on a paper.
Person 1: Peps up the papes buddy!

straight papes

"You hit that straight Papes, huh? You dirty mutha."
straight papes by J Riz June 1, 2006

toity-papes

toilet paper
I don't have any damn toity-papes!
toity-papes by SpeakEasy September 29, 2003