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Rough Paper Route

Someone who hasn't aged well.
"They're only in their mid 20s, but had a rough paper route."
by Jarmaug July 14, 2022
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New Jersey Paper Route

A New Jersey Paper Route occurs when an intoxicated person proceeds to vomit and/or defecate on his neighbors' front porches and/or driveways while attempting to walk back to his/her house.
After a night of heavy drinking and pounding techno music, Salvatore made the mistake of stopping by Tony's Diner for a meatball sub. The greasy meal combined with his already drunken state caused him to vomit on one neighbor's driveway, and have a violent bowel movement on another neighbor's front porch. When he finally made it to his front door, Salvatore could only grimace at the repurcussions his New Jersey Paper Route would usher in the following day.
by Poor Woobie March 11, 2008
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glorify your paper route

Making good with the money you make from hustlin'......not tricking on dumb shit like cars and rims.
" Never hesitate to glorify your paper route....get ya money man, get paid!"
by J Deeezzy January 19, 2008
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PAPER ROUTE

About your money. Focused and dedicated. Doing whatever it takes to make PAPER ( money )

CC:: YOUNG DOLPH

LLDOLPH
Just got my new job, working for Ikea bro… I’m on my PAPER ROUTE

I’m going to play basketball, over seas and be on my PAPER ROUTE
by Number Uno August 15, 2022
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