A New Jersey Paper Route occurs when an intoxicated person proceeds to vomit and/or defecate on his neighbors' front porches and/or driveways while attempting to walk back to his/her house.
After a night of heavy drinking and pounding techno music, Salvatore made the mistake of stopping by Tony's Diner for a meatball sub. The greasy meal combined with his already drunken state caused him to vomit on one neighbor's driveway, and have a violent bowel movement on another neighbor's front porch. When he finally made it to his front door, Salvatore could only grimace at the repurcussions his New Jersey Paper Route would usher in the following day.
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1) Wildly in love with soulmate so much that they are willing to give space in order for happy ending
2) wishing that they had a time machine
3) doesn’t like vegetables
Other forms:
1) Wildly in love with soulmate so much that they are willing to give space in order for happy ending
2) wishing that they had a time machine
3) doesn’t like vegetables
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