Pap

Mostly an Eastern Scottish Term. To be a wimp.

"Dinnae be a pap and go shag that girl"

"Michael couldnt fight his way out of a paper bag, he's a pap!"

by Apoolex89 April 4, 2015

Pap

An affectionate name for one's father or father-figure. Short for papa. In The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Huck's father's name is Pap.

My momma and my pap got married in December of 1994.

by Eckleburg May 27, 2015

Pap

1. verb The act of gently smacking someone's forehead/upper facial area with a penis.

2. noun The sound a penis makes as it gently smacks the forehead/upper facial area.

3. noun A spoken imitation of said sound.

spoken aloud as one gently smacks the performer of fellatio about the face: "P-pap pap!"

by Right October 22, 2004

Pap

Plump Ass Pig: used to describe a friend who eats everything

David is such a Pap

by Yuki243 May 14, 2016

Pap

another word for crap or shit or poop but approximately 74% funnier

holy pap what in the pap is going on!?
you paphole why don't you go drink some pap!

by max May 6, 2003

Pap

Calling someone a 'pap', 'papsmear', 'papsmearian' or 'smear' is one of the worst possible insults. It describes them as the by-product of woman's annual 'papsmear'.

"I can't believe you'd do that! You're a 'papsmearian'!"
"Look at that pap across the street."
"Hey papsmear, pass the bong."
"Hey pap! Stop smearing it! Don't smear you 'papsmearian'."

by Diego July 30, 2003

Pap

Gamzee's weakness.

Karkat gave Gamzee a few good paps. Best moirails.

by FAYGO_IZ_LIFE December 25, 2018