Pank

Pussy ass skank

- Stop being a pank!

by papipookz August 12, 2019

Pank

v.) To spank a male or transitioning male on the penis.

Please Note: occasionally causes unexpected drips of pee, blood, or semen if hit too hard or in the right place at the right time OR by the right person.

You have been a very bad boy Thomas! Pull your pants down and face me so I can pank you with my leather belt!

Sorry Dr. Dave, but my wife and I were playing around in bed & she panked me a few times, causing me to have my meriod (male period).

by takesumcake jones May 28, 2015

Pank

a slang term for a homosexual person.

john you look like a right Pank.

by mrnister123 November 18, 2011

Pank

Another word for gay and flat.

you a pank

by AngeryHoboWithAStolenPhone June 24, 2018

Pank

Verb: The act of wanking while releasing your bowels

Ross: Why were you so long in the toilet?
Pete: Oh sorry, I was having a pank...

by thebiggerwhoreface May 28, 2009

Pank

A pussy ass bitch.

Someone who doesn't do what you want them to do making them really fucking gay.

Stupid person who refuses to agree with you.

Bro stoped being such a fucking pank and lets go !

Pass me the peanut butter but DON'T PUT YOUR CHODE IN IT YOU FCKING PUSSY ASS PANK.

by Luis the Wise January 21, 2008

Pank

Pank is a state of being. Sort of mood that can describe nearly anything in context, and will become that context.

It was derived from the word 'Pancake' and has since been used to describe feeling flat, one dimensional as well as using it to describe a person.

"Don't be such a pank, Jordi."
"Wow, I'm feeling kinda pank, know?"
"Did you see him? He was so pank!"

by lusiiii May 24, 2018