Pan-Handling

A phrase coined by two hetaliafags to describe the act of touching/stroking/handling America's penis, Florida.

I read this fic last night where Canada was totally Pan-Handling America~

by erstin June 22, 2011

Pan-handle behavior

Killing of relatives, friends or loved ones for no apparent reason. Performed by scumbags who live in pan-handle areas of any state or region.

Small Town Murder has discovered Pan-Handle behavior based on the amount of murders that happen in pan-handles of various states.

by wandaful May 17, 2018

Croatian Pan-handle

Sexual position:
Lie down flat with an erection, Draw a circle on your abdomen area, flatten the penis and make it look like a handle, the opposite partner then shits into the circle, then they use the 'pan-handle' to make a 'Croatian Omlet' which contains a mixture of semen and shit.

Me and my wife spiced up our sex life with the croatian pan-handle.

by El Guru July 28, 2011

Texas pan handle

When a girl or guy is jerking off an other guy while licking his ass.

Fred:Dude I walked in on John and Sarah and she was giving him a tph.
Bob:What's a tph.
Fred:It's when some one is jerking some one off while they're licking there asshole.

by Commander Helldemon April 17, 2006

sucking the old pan handle

Sucking a cock, while continually jacking it off with one or two hands and waiting for the gravy

Sally the local slapper sure does love sucking the old pan handle, before catching all the gravy.

by pan handel sucker May 2, 2018

pan handled

Referring to"peter pan";
When a boy/man gets defeated verbally or man handled by another man in public, usually occuring between drunken teenagers and young men in there twenties at a party or social gathering.

When a male goes from boy to man via fight in public

"oh man, you so got pan handled last night at the party"

by Mary-Kate Kenna June 30, 2008

the pan handle

it's when a guy hovers over a girl while the girl tosses his salad (aka eats his butt hole) and simultaneously reaches around him and gives him a hand job.

no examples of the pan handle

by The One and Only Tiny Tim February 5, 2010