Communist Paintjob

"Repainting" your crappy Prius or VW bus by plastering it with tons of political stickers in support of peace, love, and the democratic party

"She must really love Obama, she has 8 of his stickers on the back of her prius. Stupid communist paintjob"

by CheddaBob352 May 7, 2013

Ice Cream Paintjob

Cream on the inside; clean on the outside.

-Ay man you hit that big white pussy?
-yea, she got that ice cream paintjob.

by Stankychicken August 27, 2009

Redneck paintjob

When you have sex doggy-style and ejaculate on a girl's back in the bed of a pickup truck.

"I gave Heather the ol' redneck paintjob last night"

"Yeehaw!"

by Lithostoic March 1, 2016

american paintjob

When your girl gives you a handjob but with an american flag, and then the guy shoots out white fireworks and whispers in the girls ear, "'Murica, fuck yeah."

Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob yesterday.

Gamingufight and BassDrop! Contributed to this definition.

by WeebBDAndDankDudeUF April 18, 2018

chocolate paintjob

the act of plastic wrapping shit to ones car

"my boyfriend cheated on me so i gave him a chocolate paintjob."

by fukurdog October 10, 2019

scandinavian paintjob

After a guy finishes cumming from a blowjob, the girl spits the cum back on his dick and slathers it to cover every inch of his junk.

"Sarah gave me the nastiest scandinavian paintjob last night, it got everywhere"

by paintjobs4lyfe May 26, 2017

Paintjob

The art of anal sex when your girlfriend's/wife's former lunch came splattered all over your penis.

Fred: Girl, u got me paintjobb'd
Karen: eeuckkk!!

by Lukibukifukiyouuu April 28, 2023