PAHKS

Just another word to describe a pasty white kid who tends to be quite fluffy during the holidays. This pasty usually complains that he cannot find enough time in the day to consume his desired amount of donuts. The pasties led by king pasty (pahks) are usually from the cold, miserable, wanna-be cool northeastern state of Massachusetts.

Today Pahks was not a happy camper because Mcdonalds ran out of double cheese burgers.

by CUZZZ IM FROM NEWWW YORRKKK September 9, 2010

pahkblock

when you are attempting to do something like open a door for a woman or help someone and an overly aggressive asian man leaps to beat you to it and thus "blocks" you you're "pahkblocked" pronounced 'pahk-blocked' (rhymes)

I was walking to open Jane's door and lo and behold, John pahkblocked me!

by soshmediamisfit June 29, 2018

pahkah

n. (pah-kah, pronounced in a heavy Boston accent): of or pertaining to a parking attendant at Colorado's world famous Breckenridge Ski Resort.

Heady rider: 'Yo can I green pass man?'
Pahkah: 'That's straight, just go around the gate.'

by riperoo February 14, 2009

pahkamaa

A pahkamaa is one of the strongest bonds in the world. It is like penut butter and jelly, with it all is right in the world. To be defined as a pahkamaa you must be closer than closer and more trustworthy than jesus Crist. If you are able to do that, then and only then, have you become a pahkamaa.

Me and my friend are like a pahkamaa.

by PimpLoaderOnMyBodyOder May 20, 2018

pahkspeed

The speed an efficiency at which an Asian male can function,especially driving.

John was so fast he was moving at pahkspeed. I think he was actually registered at "pahk 4"

by Acmeusa December 29, 2018

Pahkow

In certain Thai sects of Theravada Buddhism, the word "Pahkow" conotes a novice monk. Pahkows wear white robes, not the traditional yellow or ochre robes of a fully ordained monk.

"The monk was not yet a fully ordained Bhikkhu -- he was merely a Pahkow."

by PDDC September 28, 2008

Total Drama Pahkitew Island

Tied for worst season of the tv show Total Drama. Total Drama Pahkitew Island randomly put in a whole new cast of character where only 2 of them were decent characters (Ella and Jasmine),while the other characters were dogshit. The season completely derailed our lord and saviour Chris Mclean into a psychopath like the rest of the cast.

Man if Total Drama Pahkitew Island was good we would finally have world peace.

by caryolky December 19, 2021