Packers

The team of the mid nineties, with stars like Brett Favre and Reggie White. They're average at best now. Yet football fans all over the country like this team even more than their home team. They play in a small town that shouldn't even be on the map (has anyone heard of Appleton, WI? It's larger than Green Bay).

The team had two dominating periods: the mid nineties (with Favre and White) and the late sixties (headed by the famed Vince Lombardi). They aren't dominating anymore.

And Favre isn't the best in the league anymore. Peyton, Daunte, Donovan, Tom Brady, and others beat him out now.
How can anyone say that this team is among the best in the league? They have nothing resembling a defense!
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The Packers used to win many championships and Brett Farve was a great quarterback "back in the day".
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Worst NFL team ever. Might as well be packin' D's in there B-holes. Rogers is probably gay.
Person 1: You catch that Packers game this weekend?

Person 2: No, sorry. I dont bat from that side of the plate...
by smokin' trees and fuckin' v's December 23, 2010
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The best football team to ever wear yellow spandex! Also known as the winners of the super bowl in 2011!
You here about the packers? They have fans that wear cheeseheads!
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A really dumb NFL team with micro penis fans
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NFL team, created in the 20's that instantly succeeded in the NFL, winning games, and more importantly, Superbowls. First Superstar quarterback leading the young packers to Championships was Bart Starr. They also won the first Superbowl in history against the Kansas City Chiefs. Later in the franchise they acquired superstar, all-star, future hall-of-fame quarterback, Brett Favre in 1992. In which the packers traded a first round pick for Brett Favre, which proved to be one of the most lucky, controversial trades in all of sports history. Then during his 16 years with the Green Bay Packers he racked up records in MVP selections, consecutive starts as a quarterback (including playoffs), wins by a starting quarterback, passing touchdowns, passing yards, passing completions, passing attempts, and career games with at least 3 touchdowns. In 2008 Favre retired, but not before changing his mind in July. But the Packers would not allow him back, stating "the train had left the station and they were ready to move on." The New York Jets then took their chance on Favre and it seems to be paying off, as he won his debut game for the Jets. The Packers now rely on Long-time back-up quarterback, Aaron Rodgers to lead them. This also seems to be working out well, as Aaron Rodgers won in his first start for the Packers, not to mention against the Packers bitter rivals, the Minnesota Vikings on national television, on Monday Night Football. We will just have to watch and see what the future will hold for Aaron Rodgers and the rest of the Green Bay Packers.
The Packers beat the Vikings on Monday Night Football.
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For sale at adult novelty stores or online; a life-like fake penis with testicles used to "pack" into the underwear of females or the penis-less who want to give the impression of having a penis. Female to male transitionals, butch lesbians or guys just wanting to seem like they have a bigger penis can use them.
Descriptions of packers from a couple of online stores:

Mr. Softy: Super soft and great for everyday packing! A perfect size to fit under any pair of pants or jeans. We recommend a tight pair of briefs to keep it in place, and a little corstarch to keep it soft after cleaning. Made of cyberskin.

Soft Pack:
This family of packers is built to bulge. The realistic package feels amazing through jeans and has even been known to pass the "squeeze test" at gay men's clubs. It has a "realistic" texture as well as form, and successfully mimics a flaccid penis. Available in Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate, and Blue colors and in mini, small, medium and large sizes. Not usable for penetration. Made of phthalate-free Reel Feel Super Skin. Mini: 3-1/2"; Small: 4-1/2"; Medium: 5-3/4"; Large: 7".
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