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Packaging

Where a man wears a large dilldo in his pants so that it looks like he has a really big pecker.
Looks like John's packaging today.
by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009
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packaging peanuts

When one consumes excessive amounts of peanuts and proceeds to excrete the digested peanuts into a box, which is generally intended to be addressed and shipped out.
"I hope my ex had fun cleaning up after opening my box of packaging peanuts."
"Yeah... those can get messy."
by Packing Peanuts November 16, 2014
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Paranoid packaging

The kind of packageing that when you try to remove it you realize the manufacturer was paranoid in creating the design. In other words the packaging is practacally impossible to remove and therefore the manufacturer is afraid someone will get to the product in the store before purchase. But you can't get the wrapping or packaging off the product yourself after purchase with out detonation of a nuke. So you just get look at your new thingie through the pretty package.
Mattel is using more paranoid packaging. Have you seen the new Barbie? Getting her out of the box is like trying to free her from bondage.
by Reddeb92503 January 4, 2011
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free packaging

When a guy does not wear underwear.
Me: Dude I don't get why guys insist upon free packaging with sweatpants.

My best friend: Hahaha, yeah I really don't get it either.
by Jane Doe June 29, 2005
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packaging sperm

"They're little, white, have tails, and get all over the place, what else are you gonna' call them: packaging sperm."

"After packing the glass for shipping, I had packaging sperm all over the floor."
by eriador April 7, 2007
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Packaling

When a pack of people tackle you they are packaling you.
When a group of people tackle you . You’ve been packaling your friend.!
by Sluster99 November 13, 2017
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picarding

the act of premature ejaculation over a very minor sexual act such as kissing or some form of body to body contact
You heard about that guy Mason?

No what happened?

He was making out with someone and he was picarding all over the place.
by bbutcher August 22, 2011
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