Pabst

In german language "Pabst" means Pope... so not just a cheap beer, also the Chief of katholic Church.

Mr. Ratzinger also named Benedict the 2nd is the new Pabst.

by Venosta July 25, 2008

Pabst

Acronym; Punk Ass Bitch, Still Talking. Also, Pab,st

This Pabst needs to stfu.

by King Sloth 2669 November 20, 2018

Pabst Brown Ribbon

The stain left on a hipster's underwear after a night spent drinking copious amounts of PBR tall boys while wearing an ironic t-shirt he bought on the internet, listening to really shitty pseudo-punk music, and going on and on about how deck the band is in a PoMo kind of way

Johnny woke up with a huge and greasy pabst brown ribbon after another night spent drinking too much PBR at the Brass Rail

by IkickHipsters September 14, 2011

Pabst blue ribbon

The nectar of the Gods. This was the beer that was consumed by US military personnel in ww2 and the Korean War. It is also the first beer to be put in a can. Steel cans for iron men. Drink Pabst Union made in the USA

Grab a Can of Pabst blue ribbon out of my cooler

by stoolivan June 21, 2021

pabst blue ribbon

A classic american pilsner. Although I used to think this beer inferior because it sells for $8 a case, you can actually smell and taste malt and hops in this beer. It is a far better beer than bud, coors, miller, busch, rolling rock, or any other american swill.

"If all you have is cheap American mega-lagers, at least give me a Pabst Blue Ribbon"

by Certified BJCP Beer Judge May 19, 2005

Pabst Trap

A "Pabst Trap" is a series of empty beer cans, typically Pabst Blue Ribbon, strung together with fishing line and set across a low-speed roadway at night. Typical Pabst Trap catches include vehicles, bicyclists, and drunk Navajos.

The man stopped and exited his car, examined the cause of clamour, and exclaimed: "Oh! It's a Pabst Trap!" before returning to his vehicle.

by Flaggot January 3, 2007

Pabst Goal

A greasy (bad shot, undeserved) goal in any type of hockey video game. In comparison to offering someone a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Which someone wouldn't expect to receive something that crappy, but does.

Sam: You took that slapshot from behind the blue line.

Brandon: It was a clean shot.

Sam: What a fucking pabst goal.

by theshizz55 January 14, 2013