palinized

Being treated like a total idiot by the media for acting/sounding like a total idiot in the media.

Carrie Prejean claimed she was Palinized in her jaw-droppingly inept Larry King interview. She is absolutely right. Her political career will be missed...

by The Evil Steve November 13, 2009

Palinized

To be publicly interrogated in such a fashion that one's mental capacity is questioned by the majority post interview.

Sarah Palin was Palinized by Katie Couric.

or

Did you see Governor Blagojevich get Palinized by Barbara Walters?

by Chris Deme January 26, 2009

Palinist

Pejorative term originally used to describe any supporter of former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. Although originally used by the political left to describe someone with narrow yet oxymoronically undefinable views, the word has since become a blanket term for 'idiot' used by both the political left and right.

"I think healthcare is fine the way it is."
"Oh, well, what specifically do you like about the current system?"
"I dunno."
"You're a freakin' Palinist. Go listen to Rush Limbaugh."

by Billy McDoogle February 20, 2010

palinize

to exaggerate the truth or lie by omission

I palinized my resume.

by kolbester October 27, 2008

Palinism

1. An ambiguous colloquial expression that may cause confusion and be interpreted in different ways depending upon circumstance.

2. A statement that has no known basis in science or reality.

3. A statement of religious identity.

Palinism

Definitions:

1. Drill baby! Drill! Oh, Boodles! No, I didn't mean that hole!

2. On drilling in the ANWR:

"God made dinosaurs 4,000 years ago as ultimately flawed creatures, lizards of Satan really, so when they died and became petroleum products we, made in his perfect image, could use them in our pickup trucks, snow machines and fishing boats."

3. On Alaskan soldiers serving in Iraq:

"Well, God bless them, and I mean God and Jesus because without Jesus we'd be Muslims too or even Jewish!"

by I_Ate_Palin_for_a_Snack May 6, 2010

palinilap

A word or phrase that is spelled the same forward as it is backwards. The plural is spalinilaps.

The only thing good about the SIXAXIS is that it's a palinilap.

Radar and sexes are my two favorite spalinilaps.

by Dexter345 October 16, 2008

Sarah Palinize

To gain enough awareness of the existence of an article, book, or legislative proposal to the extent that you have the confidence to make misleading pronouncements about it, without having actually read or understood it.

Hey, I Sarah Palinized the 1,017-page health care reform bill while I was brushing my teeth this morning. I heard it contains 17 separate paragraphs detailing the circumstances in which aliens will have the right to harvest your organs.

by wankleton August 13, 2009