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Please no punterino

Term used by Jimmy Broadbent. Punting in racing terms means the car behind goes into the back of the car in front. Please no punterino is a desperate cry, often heard ahead of the first corner on lap one.
I feel like someone's gonna yeet it up the inside, please no punterino
by Jesiotre October 10, 2019
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Please proceed, Governor

When somebody thinks they're about to outsmart you and you encourage them to keep going, knowing you have a fact ready to completely humiliate them.
Mitt Romney: "You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror... is that what you're saying?
Barack Obama: "Please proceed, Governor"
...
Romney humiliated by debate moderator
by jcb82 October 19, 2012
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Beta Please

This basically means, "Son, please" literally-translated. It is a fun way to say, "Come on!" but in that friendly/funny way. It can also be an alternative to saying the b-word when trying to say 'b-word please." 'Beta' is not a swear!
(bay-tah - puleez) (note: do not say it like the Greek 'beta' but instead with more "bae" or "bay")
Ex 1:
"I got a 91 on that AP biology test."
"Beta please, I got one-hunnit."
Ex 2:
"I think that the sky is pink all day err-day."
"Beta, please, shut up."
by nav6 October 8, 2014
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please give me coke

An innocent phrase that got fucked up by some innocent korean girl's accent. She's thirsty either way.
Random korean girl on youtube: please give me coke
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH it sounds like cock
by monke cactus March 1, 2021
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obama please

With Obama being considered a black man by most, It's the same as, 'nigger please'.
What's up my nigger? Who you callin nigger? You nigger! Obama please!
by Ball333 November 27, 2013
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pretty please

an extra cute way to say please. No man can say no to a "pretty please".
Girl: can you please paint my toenails?
Boy: fuck no
Girl: (pouty-lipped) pretty please?
Boy: gimme the damn polish
by browngirl March 3, 2007
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guys please

Guys please is a two-word combination into one, which is used by streamer quackity when his friends in a discord call didn't listen to him.
(quackity in a call) Please answer me
(proceeds to write in the discord chat) Guys please.
by ThisGuyIsYours March 9, 2021
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