Ptmd

Post tramatic meme disorder

Is when uve listend to so many memes u freak out

I just had a ptmd freak out

by Ducked April 22, 2017

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PTDD

Post Traumatic Dick Disorder, when you have a bad experience such as puking on a guy during a bj, and having bad gag reflexes and not being able to give head or have a dick near your face without flashbacks of the previous event.

"I tried to give Henry head but I had PTDD from the time I threw up on Chris's dick."

by Cjayebrosjg November 27, 2015

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"PMDD"

PMDD is an excuse to be a bitch. It's often used as an excuse for a moody half crazy girl who cant tell the difference between PMS and the fact she's a bitch. Many will try to use PMDD as a way to excuse their attitudes toward others; but sorry, its not working.

Jazmine:You know what I know your boyfriend cheated on you but you're not the only girl in the world thats happened to. So deal with it! I dont care or want to hear about it.
Jill: What the hell is wrong with you?
Jazmine: It's not my fault I have "PMDD".

by MuFaSaLa2 March 5, 2009

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PMDDD

A disorder defined as Premeditated Drunk Dialing Disorder...This is an act of including a friend who will not be attending an event at a latter moment in a drunk dial...A conversation prior to an event where you agree to place the drunk dial call...

A conversation among friends:

Tom: Are you going to be at Jane's party?
Stacy: No, I'll be out of town on business
Tom: Well, then mark it down because you'll be receiving a PMDDD dial...

by Tuffy Tuff August 4, 2010

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PTDD

Periodic Temporary Displacement Disorder.
Cases will involve forgeting key facts about situations you don't want to be in. Studies have shown that 98.7% of working Americans suffer from PTDD durring their working hours.

Jill: We already did that file last week, don't you remember?

Bill: Oh shit, sorry, it's the PTDD again.

Jill: Damn Bill!!! Thats the seventh time this week and it's Tuesday!

by da_king101 March 29, 2009

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