presence

my king

he is amazing and although he has a history of touching little girls

he raped 4 children? thats so presence.

by 1110000001011 October 29, 2023

Presence Rape

A ridiculous claim that many feminists make to try to arrest someone. The claim believes that "any male within 100 yards of you" is trying to rape you. Even if a guy walks past a woman messing around on his phone without paying any attention to the woman whatsoever, the woman can claim "presence rape." It suggests that any male who gets within even a few yards of a woman is deranged, dangerous, and must be jailed immediately. People with common sense ridicule this extreme claim. Unfortunately, common sense isn't entirely common.

Inmate 1: What did you get in for?
Inmate 2: I presence raped someone.
Inmate 1: What's that?
Inmate 2: (Shows this definition to Inmate 1.)
Inmate 1: I pity you.

Woman is sitting on a public park bench.
Man jogs past, listening to a song on his IPod.
Woman: PRESENCE RAPE! PRESENCE RAPE! HE PRESENCE RAPED ME! HE GOT WITHIN 5 YARDS OF ME!
Man is arrested and sentenced to 25 years in jail.

by TBTPlanet January 9, 2018

presence rizz

When your rizz has evolved past speaking to women entirely, they feel your presence and turn instant waterfall.

"I dont have vocal rizz, I have presence rizz"

by TheLoreCollector October 8, 2023

presence of god

The inner feeling that God is near you, that God is by your side or surrounding you. A spiritual hug. An invisible knowledge that God is there. An awareness of His presence. Even though He is known to be omnipresent, when people feel the presence of God, they are sensing that He is making Himself known. He is manifesting His presence with the intent that you will know Him better in the moment. It leaves an impression. As if a friend just paid you a visit. Without being able to see God, His realness becomes apparent. He existence becomes knowledgable. He becomes more than a theory, He makes Himself known as a God who is near to your heart and acquainted with your circumstances. Knowing the presence of God is not like the conscience. Although it is a similar unseen awareness of God, the conscience tells you good or bad, right or wrong, Whereas, the presence of God is more about a heavenly relationship or incarnation (God is with us, Heaven meets earth), a revealing of God to you and being in the moment with you. As if God is enjoying being with you. For examples of how God can be real in everyday life, read "Practicing the Presence of God" by Brother Andrew. (French/ English)

I felt that I was surrounded by the presence of God.

by Truth Remains August 23, 2019

presence e-mail

sending work e-mails in the middle of the night or after calling out sick to update your boss of projects or issues that you've been working on.

Did you see that presence e-mail from Bill? He sent out an e-mail at 2:30 AM stating that he's still sick and has been working with our ISP on that Internet issue.

by Ophelia Bush October 27, 2009

Presence cock block

1) when somebody has the incredible ability to be a cock block simply by being around a guy and girl

2) a mans excuse for failing to make a move when a friend was around, when, in fact, the friend had absolutly nothing to do with the cock block

1)yoman, I was about to score when jill comes along and made it fucking impossible to get ANYTHING
yo, dude, Jill is seriosly the biggest presnce cock block I've ever seen.

2)
yo man, why'd you pussy out back there? that bitch deffinetly wanted your cock!
dude, I was deffiently presence cock blocked.
ya right, it was only me their and you werb't even talking to here! all you did was play wow on the computer and totally ignore her!
FUCK you!

by fat ass fucker October 21, 2008

Presence Facetime

A presence FaceTime is when you and a person who is most likely a significant other are on a facetime call just to feel the presence of the other person in the room

Me and my girlfriend was on a presence Facetime last night

by Glokko September 4, 2023