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a submissive boyfriend

My younger, curly-haired boyfriend is my property- and he likes it.

by Amanda November 14, 2003

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In CSS, a property is the attribute applied to a selector.

selector {text-weight: bold;}

If we give the property 'text-weight' with the value 'bold' to a selector, any occurance of text within that selector in the XHTML will be bold.

by Pathoschild March 21, 2005

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A magical place at the edge of nowhere where the homies post up and get bozzled.

Ah man remember when we almost blew ourselves up after we threw that propane tank in the fire pit at the property? Good times.

by Curious Creature December 9, 2021

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YES! Property, bitch! Possessive pronoun. MY wife! Mine. If she’s MY wife. She is not anyone else’s wife. She’s mine. Property of me.

Hym “Yes the use of possessive pronoun means she’s mine. You said “I don’t think MY wife is MY property” but the use of possessive pronoun would suggest otherwise. ‘BuT hYm! My WiFe CoUlD sAy ThE sAmE tHiNg AbOuT mE!’ Yeah, no shit, idiot. I guess you’re mutual property. I thought of this response immediately and was going to just leave you to your own devices until I heard a comment that sounds like it pertains to me. ‘Oh, WoW! wHy DiDn’T i ThInK oF tHaT!?’ Because if you have a 145 IQ mine is still 40 points higher than yours and my thoughts are better than everyone’s. Which is why people from all swaths of life use mine and make billions of dollars amongst themselves instead of their own. I am a genius.”

by Hym Iam October 23, 2022

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Wait, what!? Property is a social construct but gender roles are not? He also doesn't require all unfalsifiable claim to be demonstrated. Andrew is religious and invokes the authority of God regularly yet he can't demonstrate the existence of God.

Hym "I don't need to demonstrate that I own myself as property if you're not going to accept the proposition that 'That which cannot be demonstrated must be false.' Which you're not going to do because the validity of your religious world view hinges on an unfalsifiable claim. Can you demonstrate that you're not a Tyrannosaurus that transformed into a man?"

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

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