In stan-war related lingo, to be pressed means to be obsessed with knocking down an artist's success to the point everyone knows how ridiculous and unfounded your claims are, making you look foolish, uneducated, illiterate, delusional, etc. Pressed stans usually appear to be mentioning artists they hate in unrelated threads about other artists, starting stan wars around them for no reason. They live and breathe the artists they claim to hate.
Usually used in combinations such as "you pressed as hell" and "you appear to be pressed. it's okay, i'd be mad too"
Usually used in combinations such as "you pressed as hell" and "you appear to be pressed. it's okay, i'd be mad too"
gay 1: "IX is a flop album, it didn't sell shit bwahaha. beyawnce is over"
gay 2: "keep trying to make it seem like a flop because it's clearly not and you pressed as hell bitch."
girl 1: "lol please, you pressed as fuck cause you know that album is a piece of shit. your lies are shining through this bullshit"
guy 1: "i cannot at the pressed still reaching for (insert artist here). She will stay slaying, your irrelevant opinions will stay simple minded. bye."
gay 2: "keep trying to make it seem like a flop because it's clearly not and you pressed as hell bitch."
girl 1: "lol please, you pressed as fuck cause you know that album is a piece of shit. your lies are shining through this bullshit"
guy 1: "i cannot at the pressed still reaching for (insert artist here). She will stay slaying, your irrelevant opinions will stay simple minded. bye."
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by P Diddy April 25, 2003
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Xanax 2mg (aka “bars” or alprazolam 2mg) Oxycontin (oxycodone), and other opioids are sometimes found to be pressed with fillers and additives to boost profit margins and create a stronger product.
Xanax 2mg (aka “bars” or alprazolam 2mg) Oxycontin (oxycodone), and other opioids are sometimes found to be pressed with fillers and additives to boost profit margins and create a stronger product.
Alice: “Yo pop these xans with me Bob.”
Bob: “Nah Alice, those bars look pressed as fuck, look how jagged they are and the label is crooked.”
Alice: “True, we should test it with a kit first to make sure it ain’t pressed.”
Bob: “Nah Alice, those bars look pressed as fuck, look how jagged they are and the label is crooked.”
Alice: “True, we should test it with a kit first to make sure it ain’t pressed.”
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"tiffany! quit bein so fuckin pressed cuz u got ur hair done!"
she was pressin on wut to wear for da party tat night
"tiffany! quit bein so fuckin pressed cuz u got ur hair done!"
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by Lakeisha April 30, 2003
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Yo, he's so pressed for her.
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