Dranksgiving

It's like thanksgiving... but with more beer and less turkey!

"Dranksgiving...more Beer and Less Turkey is my kind of holiday!

..but I do want some fucking turkey"

by Baker10 January 21, 2009

Ranksgiving turkey

The person who farts, or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving. The Ranksgiving perpetrator.

Bobo let a huge fart rip in the kitchen at the family thanksgiving. What a Ranksgiving turkey!

by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Ranksgiving

When someone farts or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving.

Bobo was the Ranksgiving turkey when he stank up the only bathroom at grandma’s.

by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Dranksgiving

Alcohol enhanced Thanksgiving.

Bobo showed up with a twelve pack for Dranksgiving.

by HumaneAnimal November 16, 2017

Cranksgiving

The grumpy alternative to the traditional 'merican Thanksgiving. In which individuals of various family groups gather together in one general area to over eat, drink, and socialize. The result of this gathering is oftentimes bickering, yelling, and general crassness. Overall emotional scarring is the goal.

Bill and Barb decided to visit their good-for-nothing children for Thanksgiving. Once they arrived, their spoiled, over-stimulated and under-exercised grandchildren, Matt and Jennifer greeted them at the door. The kids smirked half-assed smiles over their BlackBerrys while texting their incredibly co-dependent friends. Meanwhile in the kitchen, the consistency of the gravy was being battled over by Patsy, Bill and Barb's daughter, and their pea-brained son-in-law Steve. Making themselves at home Bill and Barb sat on the couch and tried to make conversation with the technologically dependent children. With no success except for some minor stares and nods, they decided to attempt to try and help with preparation for the afternoon feast. Finding refuge in the small confines of the sweltering kitchen, Barb felt a renewed sense of family, or was it the grumbling in her abdomen that made her feel the need to assist with the baking? Once the table to was set, food placed in it's distinct locations, cell phones turned off, teenagers appropriately managed, and everyone gathered, it was time to chow down. Yet again another happy Cranksgiving was had by all.

by Hamtart November 26, 2009

Ranksgiving

Horrible Thanksgiving experience where at least one of your family members throws a fit, your dad insults your aunt, and your grandpa insults you. Everyone will also get drunk on wine.

Person 1: How was your Thanksgiving?

Person 2: More like Ranksgiving - my aunt got really drunk and promised me scuba diving lessons when in reality she's broke.

Person 1: Hey, that happened to me, too!

by Molly the Menace November 17, 2011

Franksgiving

The name of the occasion in which a person named Frank has a birthday that falls on Thanksgiving. Used as a reminder that the birthday should not be ignored simply because it falls on a holiday.

Dude, I'm going to my parent's house for Thanksgiving dinner in the afternoon and then Ponch is having a few beers at Union Street to celebrate Franksgiving so I'll meet up with him for that.

by Tongue Punch September 30, 2010