yo poultry

a slang saying to alert others around you that you desperately need chicken inserted into your facial cavity, regardless of present state and/or circumstances.

" yo poultry! " " Oh, word. I would enjoy some fine delicious chicken at this moment in time as well."

by xxxcolonel sandersxxx January 13, 2011

poultry slam

sexual intercourse in the presence of chicken, duck, goose, indian peafowl, mute swan, pheasant and especially capon.

Martin couldn't get the foul smell of fowl out of his basement after the poultry slam.

by da_kube May 14, 2009

Poultry

A sub genre of meat consisting of animals that have wings and feathers, which includes chicken, duck, goose, turkey, quail, game hen, pigeon and others. Best served after being deep fried, grilled, barbecued or compressed into nugget form and then deep fried (chicken and turkey definitely, other birds, maybe not so much)

Make sure you buy lots of poultry, there's shitloads of people coming to the barbecue tomorrow

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Post Poultry Depression

What a hen goes through after she lays her eggs. This can be applied to humans who'll will only accept chicken planks as fish sticks OR? They just totally don't get chicken.

Tommy: "Chad seemed bummed about dinner; I told him we were having chicken planks and chips and his response was, 'Oh, yippie! Fish sticks! Yum!'"

Timmy: "He may have Post Poultry Depression."

by Chael67 March 2, 2011

Asphyxiate the poultry

Choking the chicken, a.k.a. mastuerbating, beating your meat like it owes you money.

There's a girl in class that's so hot that I have to take a bathroom break and asphyxiate the poultry just so I can stop staring at her and pay attention in class.

by Christobon August 8, 2014

Poultrygeist

A possessed chicken. Typically a male chicken (rooster) which bears an overly aggressive nature, raises hackles without provocation, and looks at you cockeyed before his attack. May also apply to a person with the temperament of Barney Fife when overly excited or scared.

That poor sod is so upset, I swear he's a poultrygeist. The cock was so wacked out, it must be a poultrygeist.

by R. McDuff February 21, 2008

Poultry

A drink that is trending in metro Atlanta, primarily among African Americans where a single fried chicken leg is placed in a cup of malt liquor. They are then both consumed together.

lets get a poultry and walk down to six flags.

by stevenwernstrum2 October 10, 2013