postcount

Another gauge used by forum failures of a person's netcock. Doesn't necessarily prove contribution to said forum, but does prove how little of a life the poster has. Can reach the tens of thousands for the true fuckups.

Wow, a 10,000 postcount! He must be a well respected member of this forum...

*click*

Wow, 9,000 posts that say "FAP FAP HA HA". What a fucking real American hero.

by Bob McFillius July 8, 2003

Postcount

Postcount, or "post count": Is the total sum of combined posts a registered user has contributed to a specific internet forum or message board he/she is registered to.

Used widespread on internet message boards, the conjunction of the two words: "post" & "count" was established to define what is postcount, as we know it.

a) Members with a postcount in access of 100, may have an avatar

b) Five, is a low postcount for someone who has been registered here for over a year.

by Brinnie April 24, 2005

postcount++;

a version of +1 used by elite C++ programmers

hey this post sucks
postcount++;
haha now my postcount is 20,000,000!

by geekzilla August 11, 2003

Postcontentinosis

The feeling one gets when doing homework late night, and finishes their work finally to be able to go to sleep- staying up past your bed time to cram an assignment in that is do the next morning at the beginning of class or by the specific online submission time, wondering if you should just give up or keep going- the longer you stay awake to finish your work the harder it becomes to focus on what the assignment is asking you to do and keeping your eyes open- It happens a lot around the time of holidays, playing catch-up because of events, and also around finals; especially those who put party before smarty- Can cause insufficient/rushed work, sleep depravity, and lack of interest in throughout the day due to being tired- Freshman, Sophomores, Juniors, Seniors, and even adults have all had Postcontentinosis; every person has at least done this one in their lifetime.

I felt postcontentinosis after finishing the last problem on my math homework.

by the_a_effect October 3, 2017