poofta

The aftersmell of a fart. Usually follows the farter.

Holy God, Marc! What a poofta!

by Liam, Bitches November 19, 2004

Poofta

To act like a fatass who doesn't want to do anything

Ahhh he's acting all poofta

by John March 16, 2003

Poofta

A man or object formally know as pelix manchez married to Nanstink mcmussle...

Hey mate you look like a poofta Rockin that bow..

by Johnny useless July 30, 2019

poofta flaps

a gay woman

she is the female equivilent of a poofta ,but with labia-hence the term poofta flaps

by dildonose January 23, 2010

Poofta mate

Aussie saying to inform Simone that they're A total gay cunt

oi Tommy! You're a poofta mate

by Legit_cunt69 August 30, 2017

lady poofta

A rare sub-population of dyke. Often of unkempt appearance and usually sporting a flannelette shirt complemented by a pair of skate shoes &/or boots.

Although similar to the common 'butch dyke' or 'bulldyke' in demeanor, obesity and general shitness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pronounced facial and back hair. Further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large clitoris are observed.

Due to this particularly large clitoris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a 'veginis'.

#1 'Dude did you hear about Tammy?'
#2 'Tammy? That lady poofta on 5th and Main?'
#1 'Yeah dude, Sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis'

by Lemistree December 7, 2011

poofta dog

When a dog with big muscles chokes on a smaller dog

My dog would choke on your dog because it’s a Poofta dog

by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023