puddle ponderer

(1) One who ponders puddles

(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.

Guy: This morning I was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of grass and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.

Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.

by jubezz October 30, 2010

Ponder

To think about that person or keep constantly bringing up their names.

Ponder - To be in love with them or had a crush on them.

by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021

pide

Also known as "pike".

1. Someone who makes plans & pulls out at the last moment. This person may also possess characterists of a pide; That being greasy, fat & filled with cheese.

2. One who is infamous for unreliability.

3. One who is known to make intricate, detailed plans, but not follow through.

Ah, fuck! Aaron pided again. That greasy piding fuck!

I bet Pide will pide out again! He's such a fucking pide.

by Shano the poof February 22, 2007

Ponder

To think and keep mention their names over and over again with concerns.

My friend Ponder when he met her.

by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021

Ponders

To recognize them and make eye contact why the other person ain't looking.

My best friend ponders about the job.

by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021

Ponder

To recognize or to repeat it over and over again.

A male chef Ponder about the female professior.

by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021

pondering

To think about (something) carefully, especially before making a decision or reaching a conclusion.

"I'm pondering about what clothes to wear for the occasion"

by Ponder land. December 1, 2013