PiV

Acronym pronounced pee-eye-vee. It stands for Penis in Vagina but when used in the form of an acronym, it is much like saying cool or awesome. Use it sparingly and only when the situation is the best of the best possible situations.

It was coined in 2003 by human sexuality guru, Kidder Kaper of the "Sex is Fun!" radio show.
Hot tubbing with naked chicks is PiV.
I won a PiV Porche in the lotto.
That threesome was PiV.

by Coochie Sax May 15, 2006
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Piv

A sexy meerkat from the island of Horslunde. One lucky enough to find this mythical female in her natural habitat will witness untold splendors--the stuff of legends. Her mesmerizing gaze is stunning and can catch even the greatest of hunters off-guard. She is naturally very difficult to catch, as her well-traveled feet move quickly around the world (and the dance floor). Only through a combination of serendipity and pure devotion can one hope to approach her. According to those fortunate few who have seen her, to know her is to love her, and with a single look you too will fall in love. This is because her heart is made of pure gold, thus making this creature the most adorable meerkat known to man--and woman.
Have you ever seen anything so amazing as Piv?
by keilschrifter October 16, 2014
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The Pivs

A dubious mercury-poisoning-like illness named after actor Jeremy Piven. The first documented case befell actor Jeremy Piven back in 2009 and caused him to miss several performances of the Broadway production of SPEED THE PLOW. While Piven claims that the illness is caused by eating too much sushi, it my be exacerbated by excessive partying, drinking, sex with prostitutes, and overall douchiness.
I can't go out for sushi with those whores again. I may get a case of the pivs.
by jdavisbruin February 23, 2012
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piv

A lowtech Stock Trader. Someone who resembles a middle age steve jobs in appearance. a slang term for a dew wop.
That dude thinks hes gonna stay home and be a piv

those tiny glasses make that skinny guinnea look like a piv.

steve jobs cofounder of apple looks like a dew wop piv.

dale gribble looks like a dew wop piv.
by airman cowdown 3rd class November 17, 2007
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piv

1. A person that acts like he's better than Khain when he obviously isn't

2. Someone who is of less value than Khain
Khain is by far > than piv
by Not-Khain August 02, 2004
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Oojah-ka-Piv

A fictitious place in a poem by Spike Milligan.
by Ford Prefect November 08, 2003
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