Piffle

An exclamation of anger or another extreme emotion. A cry to the likes and meaning of 'DAMN IT!'
'PIFFLE!' he shouted as he found the door open and his car keys gone.
by Mik March 11, 2003
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meaning much the same as "fuck" or "Dammit" it can be used in pelite company. however, it loses some of its edge if overused.
Piffle!!! i flunked calculus agan!!!
by Jessie K December 09, 2004
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Piffle!!

Piffle!! is an expression when something that is clearly incorrect, or wrong. Common use is during a baseball game, where the umpire clearly makes the wrong call. Balls and Strikes can't be argued but no one can refute "Piffle"!
(Yelling) Oh Piffle!! (then whispering) I never heard (or saw) the like! That was a strike (ball). Jesus Mary and Joseph my blind grandmother could call this game better than him.
by DexterDude February 19, 2019
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Piffle is the word that you use to exclaim your feelings. Piffle can be used to describe ANY feeling(like anger, sadness, regret, etc.) despite its inappropriateness in the situation(*your at a funeral* "PIFFLE!"). "Piffle" is a complete sentence. It does not need any other words accompanying it for it to do its magic.
by Nalin Plad June 28, 2019
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is a French whistle. Not unlike a penny whistle but smaller.
During the recent demonstrations on the streets of Paris, many a piffle could be heard up and down the Champs Elysee.
by Bison Jack September 24, 2013
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Piffle

A piffle is an amount of a substance such as jelly or cream.
2 piffles is one plop and 2 plops is one dollop.
Therefore, 4 piffles is one dollop.

3 dollops is one ladle and 3 ladles is one cauldron.
6 plops is one ladle and 12 piffles is one ladle.
18 plops is one cauldron, 36 piffles is one cauldron and 9 dollops is one cauldron.
Person 1: Can I have a dollop of cream on the side?

Person 2: So 4 piffles?

Person 1: Yeah
by dollopman November 13, 2011
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Piffle

To anally molester, by inserting items up the ass.

Can also be used as
Piffled
Piffling

Piffle-ous (as an std)
Piffle-amidia (as an std)
Ryan said to Alex.
"Why are being so stupid, all's you want to do is piffle yourself"
by espocrespo November 02, 2011
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