PIED

Porn Induced Erectile Dysfunction. Mainly affecting virgins, when they finally get a chance to have sex, they can't get it up due to having watched too much porn and can only get hard when they watch porn

I took a girl home last night finally but my pathetic existence of watching porn has left me with PIED

by diabeatu November 11, 2014

pied

short form of "pie-eyed" to be stoned or intoxicated.

"man this bong has me totally pied, pass the visine"

by Vancity604 January 6, 2008

pied

Derivative of the word cowpie, a polite way to say, "shit"

Ex. "OMG, when the plane lost altitude I about pied."

Ex. "She about pied all over herself when the Publisher's Clearinghouse Van rolled up."

by Ms. Donut January 18, 2010

Pied

To be cracked on; To get owned

Girl 1: -Shhhhhhh- The teacher is teaching!!
Boy 1: Damn girl thats a lot of spit
Girl 1: What?!?!
Boy 2: Damn.. You just got pied

by SmexxiRawrr May 4, 2010

pied

To Ignore someone, or something

Stop pieing my txts,or ahll glass u!

by Matthew Bennett May 10, 2005

pied

A form of public political disagreement, throwing pies at a speaker.

Ralph Nader, Bill Gates, Bill Kristol and numerous others have been pied by people protesting them.

Videos can be found on Youtube, if you want to see them.

by prettybored4 December 24, 2008

Pied

Pied is often used to describe a situation in which someone has been "owned" and have been heavily dissed. Pied is often used against blondes as they are usually the most pieable.

Someone gets megged in football:

Person 1: Ah man you got pied
Blonde: Ug Ug Ug

by TomChattaway December 16, 2006