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by HoboSlobo February 18, 2011
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Penis Fly Trap
A humorous prank typically pulled by a male on another male where the one conducting the prank suddenly jumps and wraps his legs around the unsuspecting male, locking them together at the ankles in an unbreakable "Penis Fly Trap".
So the other day I was talking to Chad at Seth's house and suddenly Austin came up from behind him and locked him in a PFT. Chad was astounded.
by imullofmushsheen January 06, 2010
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by uhh... December 24, 2002
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did you see her PFT? DAAAAAMN!!
by Bobby December 24, 2002
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Comptuer text talk for - Please Fucking Tell
Boy: You are ugly

Girl: pft why you said that to me
by chris1066 July 04, 2006
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The most fucking gay thing about the military, besides the navy. Fitness testing standards that every fat sgt everywhere absolutely loves
Lcpl: “Do you need any condoms or lube?”
Boot: “no thanks. I like to take the pft raw”
by Cpl diggity May 01, 2018
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used when feeling random.
usually caused by someone.
"Are you cool?" - Jamie
"Yes? pft." - Susie
by Bou Vou April 17, 2008
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