Pete's Law

Pete’s law is an internet adage which states that all desktop applications evolve until they contain a fully functioning email client, and all mobile applications evolve until they contain bitcoin

Oh, of COURSE Mobile App is adding support for crypto. I mean, that's consistent with Pete's Law.

by Tim Pool April 9, 2021

Pete's Clubhouse

Pete's Clubhouse is a meme of Pete Dancing, famously popularized by Twitter and fans of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and people who remember or are nostalgic of the show. In the video he repeats the words "Pete's Clubhouse" over and over.

Hey bro, have you seen the new funny meme recently?
No, what is it?
It's a video of Pete dancing to a song he made where he says "Pete's Clubhouse"

by Landon & Emma January 7, 2024

Oh, for Pete's sake

A phrase saying "C'mon! Jeez!". Used when exasperated.

Tommy: Hey, man.

Jim: Hi.

Charles: "Wait up!"(far behind)

Jim and Tommy: "Oh, for Pete's sake!"

by monsterhead1153 July 25, 2010

Dirty Pete's Lake

The anus. Commonly used in association with anal sex.

Two wine coolers, a couple of Xanax's, and Side 2 of "Anne Murray's Greatest Hits" later, Cynthia lubed up, bent over, and invited me to Dirty Pete's Lake.

by Hokeyboy January 13, 2007

for pete's sake

A common non-offensive substitute for for fuck's sake. Used to emphasize the importance or urgency of a statement.

For pete's sake, woman, get that dinner ready...halftime's almost over!

by Nick D November 18, 2005

Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up

You: Welcome to pizza Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic and yesterday’s losses Tuesdays Today’s sauce how May I help you
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

by FlyingRocket763 December 28, 2020

For Pete's Peppers

An phrase used to express the pure magnitude of one's frustration towards another individual or situation. Usually preformed in conjunction with a high leg kick.

Coach Hines: "I want you to fill this cup up with your fluids pronto."

Student: "Uhh, masterbation is a sin."

Coach HInes: "God for Pete's peppers son! I'm talking about wanting a shot of your lemonade not your man gravy. Now you get back in that can and you fill this cup or I will take this whistle and wrap it around your tent maker and squeeze it out myself!"

by JERKER19 July 18, 2010