Percussion 

Percussion musical instruments played by striking with the hand or with a handheld or pedal-operated stick or beater, or by shaking, including drums, cymbals, xylophones, gongs, bells, and rattles.

"Do you play the percussion." "Yes, I do"

Percussion by PinkBeanBoiiiiiii June 3, 2022

percussion adjustment 

repeatedly beating something with either your fists, wrench, baseball bat, etc. until it works, or refuses to work.

My alarm clock wouldn't stop beeping, so i gave it a percussion adjustment and it stopped.

percussion adjustment by k-man117 August 19, 2009

percussion recalibration 

A witty, but accurate term for the act of hitting, dropping, or kicking something to make it work like it was just a second ago.

Person 1: "Why are you hitting your TV like that?"

*Signal clears up*

Person 2: "Percussion recalibration. I hit it, and now it works again."

percussion recalibration by NextGen April 26, 2010

percussion calibration 

The process of beating the snot out of a piece of equipment to get it to work properly

I had to perform a minor percussion calibration on that IBM workstation until it cooperated.

percussion calibration by D. Williams September 2, 2005

Percussion Code 

This really cute chick on Twitter that likes to bang things and such because drummers/percussionists do that and they do it attractively.

"There's Percussion Code bein fine as hell again."

Percussion Code by L1v1nN1ghtmar3 February 19, 2014

Percussion Ensemble

A group of musicians who play percussion instruments. They are not always all percussionists. They play music that is percussion only. Sometimes a low string instrument can be included.

The percussion ensemble played a latin song that featured the marimba.

Percussion Ensemble by Sasuke Hater February 19, 2008

Percussion Therapy 

Time spent unwinding or otherwise blowing off stress and steam at a shooting range.

What a horrible day; good thing I already had a percussion therapy session planned for this evening.

Percussion Therapy by SgtBoom March 3, 2011