Penis Man

Someone who has such a big cock

Woah look at his crouch, he is definitely the penis man

by sQUIRELL4EW May 22, 2022

penis man

an arrogant, insenitive, annoying jerk.mostly, but not always, short and blad. thinks he is the studliest dude in the room.

paul is the biggest penis man in the room

by sandra December 20, 2003

penis man

penis man is a urban legend that brakes into your home and steals your shower heads. he hides in closets and watches you from a distance.

ur my penis man

by tthomamho January 7, 2022

Penis Man

A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!

by Broman memedude April 6, 2023

Penis-man

A Penis-man is Neimantas

ohh look there is Penis-man

by Neimantas-gaydis September 30, 2020

Double Penis Man

The single role model all real men wish they were and only a few can turn into.His abbilties include being able to have sex with 2 girls at one time and the ultra pimp hand which alows him to call both hands his pimp hand and keep them both strong! WORD!

Man #1- Man i wish i could take both Megan Fox and Kira Knightly at the same time
Man #2-What do you mean like have sex with them in the same room like first one then the other ?
Man #1- No like have two penises one in front and one in back and just sway back and forth with them on either side of me!
Man #2- Inorder to do that you would have to be "Double Penis Man"!!!!!!

by Double penis man September 19, 2009

race horse penis man

When i was watching porn i saw this black dude with like a 4 foot dick and it wasn't even hard. this girl tried to suck it and she could only fit the head in her mouth. I call him race horse penis man

girl-I tried to fuck him but only the head fit. that's why he is race horse penis man

by Juliah Harold January 5, 2008