Is everyone's dad, and we are all his kiddos. Is the purest person to exist. Loves cats despite being allergic. Also dogs. Lots of dogs. Always trying to make everyone happy. Lots of dad jokes
Patton: "You deserve a 'Pat on' the back for that one!"
Logan:"Did you just make a pun on your name?"
Logan:"Did you just make a pun on your name?"
by Iznightwing March 5, 2019
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by BuggySweetheart888 June 14, 2018
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He’s like my dad, you know?
Just listen
If you meet a Patton, cherish them cause they are like the sweetest people ever.
He’s like my dad, you know?
Just listen
If you meet a Patton, cherish them cause they are like the sweetest people ever.
by ILikePattonSanders September 10, 2018
Get the Patton mug.It’s someone who lies so much that it’s just a part of their life now. They usually starts at a young age and then it snowballs into their teenage and adult years. It sometimes isn’t even about big things. They’ll lie about anything just because they feel like it. Also when people expose them for being a liar the either lie more to get out of it or get extremely defensive.
Briana: Gavin is a Pathological Liar!
Me: What’s that?
Briana: It’s someone who lies so much that it’s just a part of their life now.
Me: Ok so why do you say that?
Briana: He always says he has so many girls but when I ask him about it he can’t think of anything.
Me: Have you tried just asking him about it?
Briana: I tried but he just gets all defensive!
Me: What’s that?
Briana: It’s someone who lies so much that it’s just a part of their life now.
Me: Ok so why do you say that?
Briana: He always says he has so many girls but when I ask him about it he can’t think of anything.
Me: Have you tried just asking him about it?
Briana: I tried but he just gets all defensive!
by HeBigLiar May 18, 2018
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by YobroYobroyo October 11, 2019
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People: Noah Pantoja is so annoying
Me: . . .
Them: How are you friends with him?
Me: because he is not as annoying as you think dumbass
Me: . . .
Them: How are you friends with him?
Me: because he is not as annoying as you think dumbass
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