Pedro Pascal

The internet's daddy

"I'm your daddy"- Pedro Pascal

by www.suckit.com February 13, 2023

Pedro Pascal

Your cool slutty father

Person 1 : OMG have you seen this guy ?!
Person 2: Yes, that's Pedro Pascal.
Pedro : Hi. Slay... and yass

by Fool5febH February 20, 2023

Pascal

He is the type of guy that makes every girl fall by walking past them. Best person to take with to a party, hypest person you’ll ever meet. He has probably the biggest,fattest dick in ur continent. If u get to smash him its gonna feel like you’ve succeeded in life. At first he may seem very cocky but when you get to know the guy you’ll see that he has the biggest heart. When he falls for someone he would do anything to get them, when it finally happens he is gonna do everything to keep them by his side. He never gives up on things he wants to achieve and does evertithing to get there.
He is a real life dream come true.

Bitch1: “did u see pascals dingo dingo in gym yesterday”
Bitch2: “I would like to sit on that”

Bitch1: “did u see pascals dingo dingo in gym yesterday”
Bitch2: “I would like to sit on that”

by youngsexybitch January 7, 2019

Pascal

a beast with a microwave

no one can cook ready meals like pascal can

by PascalIsaGod May 5, 2018

Pascal

A wonderful, sweet guy, who is extremely good looking with a good fashion sense and who's also very funny, he will literally always make you laugh and he deserves the world. His voice sounds sweet like an apple pie. He doesn't talk as much as others but if he does you'll never want him to stop. He'll always ask how you are and doesn't stop asking and he'll cares more about you than you think, even if you think he doesn't. A Pascal might seem cold at times but if you look under the surface you'll know that he isn't like this. If you're sad, he's always there for you.

"Pascal is so cute!"
"Wow, have you ever met someone as funny as Pascal?"

by youthfully January 1, 2017

pascaline

someone very sweet who is most likely a mother.

your mother is such a pascaline!!!

by coolmother101 May 6, 2009

Pascal's Breakfast

The act of cracking an egg into the the chosen orifice of your sexual partner, scrambling the egg via rigorous intercourse and having them squat over a hot pan releasing the egg and semen into the pan, than frying the mixture and feeding it to them.

I totally gave my wife a Pascal's Breakfast this morning.

by Free Martian May 31, 2019