P.I.L.F.

Priest I'd Like to Fuck

An internationally known Catholic priest sometimes called "Father Oprah" has been removed from his posts in Florida after published photos showed that the P.I.L.F. was lying down bare-chested in an embrace with a woman on a beach.

by mssheen13 May 6, 2009

P.I.L.F.

Parent I’d Like to Fuck. Gender-neutral term for M.I.L.F/D.I.L.F.

Person A: Yo dude look at that… wait what gender are they?
Person B: IDK but they’re definitely a P.I.L.F.

by FirstThimgsSeconds June 13, 2021

P.I.L

P.I.L. - Acronym for "Potential Intercourse Location"

Don't worry baby, while you're off in Economics class I'll be scouting for P.I.L's.

by Muffinstuffin88 June 3, 2011

V.P.I.L.F.

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck.

Most notably referring to 2008 Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin.

"Wow, I don't think I could spend four years forced to look at Joe Biden on CSPAN."

"We won't have to if the GOP pulls through, Sarah Palin is a V.P.I.L.F."

"Dude, you're right. She's hot."

by wickliffe November 1, 2008

V.P.I.L.F.

Vice President I'd Like To Fuck

Sarah Palin is a V.P.I.L.F.

by Jmaccobo October 21, 2008

P.I.L.F.

Poppa I'd Like to Fuck, could also be used as D.I.L.F. or F.I.L.F. (Daddy or Father, respectively).

I was damn sexy before, but now that my baby was born I'm a P.I.L.F.

by Gr8Ralphy4u October 22, 2006

V.P.I.L.F.

vice president I'd like to fuck.
Similar to a milf but a vice president

Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin might be the first V.P.I.L.F.! she is better than a M.I.L.F!

by stenmeister November 6, 2008