osculating

when a small group of wealthy egocentric people get together to decide who gets the golden phallus

I am osculating between Captain Jack and Captain Who-cares to win tonight.

by Henry Enrique March 11, 2014

The Ovulating Monkey

Similar to The Ambulating Monkey, except your homie is female and the bananas simulate ovulation at an increased rate.

Yo man what’s up with random?
Oh she’s just doing the ovulating monkey.

Female: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIII

by Pweaw February 12, 2024

Orbulating

Orbulating (verb) – The art of consuming a succulent Ultimate Orb in Valorant, juicing up your Ultimate while dancing with danger. A calculated gamble—bold enough to seize it, slick enough to survive it.

be me, ultimate Omen orbulator
spawnulating toward C
hear footsteps, immediate scoutulation initiated
orbulate smokes everywhere, accidental blindulation teammates
“OMEN STOP ORBULATING”
ignore, commence flankulation
enemy spotted, peak peekulation
full whiffulation, panic reloadulation, instantly regretulation
teleport away, massive lagulation strikes
teammate completes defusulation anyway
team chat fills with rageulation
“gg, pure orbulation diff”
match ends in total celebratulation
still honoured as MVP of orbulation

peekulation

by MysteryOrbulator March 20, 2025