mike oxlong

a joke name like mike hunt, when said it sounds similar to the phrase "my cock's long"

person a) hey put a call out for Mike Oxlong
person b) Mike Oxlong, call for Mike Oxlong

by tallnick June 11, 2006

Ololade

A beautiful girl, smart, intelligent, driven. Always there for her friends and loves God and family.

That girl, Ololade? She's a keeper.

by ohlawladay_xo March 19, 2017

Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.

Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

by Dickhead McDoucheface July 26, 2019

Oxfoliate

When a person tries to polish a turd and fails to make it look pretty.

Oxfoliating a rough surface, instead of exfoliating.

Did you see Joanne trying to oxfoliate exfoliate her lips? But they still look minging!

by UnmumsyMusings December 5, 2017

OMLOL

It's the acronym for Oh My LOL

=)

Player1: hey, pay or die

Player2: OMLOL! ok neewbie i kill you, lolololo xDDXDXD

player !1: soz, i r joke

by cdakak August 7, 2009

oxfoliate

A word made up by John Kuckian

To oxfoliate your lips gently.

by Kuckifam December 1, 2017

OLOL

Out laugh out loud or Ohhhhh loud out laugh

ahahahaah olol. olol tehe

by Phil olol June 18, 2020