Owl

Epic, majestic thing that goes hoot a lot and can turn it's head 180 degrees who if someone hates them is obviously STUPID

Example 1:

Guy 1: Hey look at that owl

Guy 2: Kickass

Example 2:

Old man: stupid owl going hoot all the time think they are so tough

Good guy: Hey shut up

by Cookie848 July 26, 2010

Owl

a third person that delivers messages back and forth between two people.

Jack: Tell mom i said hello!
Jill: Bitch, I'm not an owl

by Joatmo December 14, 2008

Owl

Older lesbian who prefers younger women. Similar to cougar (straight women who pursues younger men) and chicken hawk (gay man who pursues younger men). Stands for "Older, Wiser Lesbian."

"There goes Helen chasing her niece's college friends again. She's such an owl"

by Dazzit February 12, 2009

Owl

Oriental woman lover. A Caucasian male who displays a disturbing level of erotic interest in Asian women. This is usually accompanied by an exoticization of Asian cultures. The Owl will often presume to know know more about Asian culture and history than Asians do.

His last girlfriend was Korean, and this one is Japanese. He's such an Owl.

by Friblin August 20, 2011

Owl

A beautiful, cute, adorable, person who makes great art and is adorable regardless of what they say or think. And being short ISNT BAD!!!!!

*hugs the owl*

by TheSmolWolf February 08, 2019

Owl

Old white lady

Dude, stay out of that “Owl’s” yard. She likes to call the cops on everyone.

by ETXOiler April 15, 2019

Owl

O: older
W: wise
L: Lesbian

"I want to get some pointers from an owl before I try to flirt with her."

by Ggtotherescue June 17, 2015