Owl

Epic, majestic thing that goes hoot a lot and can turn it's head 180 degrees who if someone hates them is obviously STUPID

Example 1:

Guy 1: Hey look at that owl

Guy 2: Kickass

Example 2:

Old man: stupid owl going hoot all the time think they are so tough

Good guy: Hey shut up

by Cookie848 July 26, 2010

Owl

a third person that delivers messages back and forth between two people.

Jack: Tell mom i said hello!
Jill: Bitch, I'm not an owl

by Joatmo December 20, 2008

Owl

Older lesbian who prefers younger women. Similar to cougar (straight women who pursues younger men) and chicken hawk (gay man who pursues younger men). Stands for "Older, Wiser Lesbian."

"There goes Helen chasing her niece's college friends again. She's such an owl"

by Dazzit February 11, 2009

Owl

Oriental woman lover. A Caucasian male who displays a disturbing level of erotic interest in Asian women. This is usually accompanied by an exoticization of Asian cultures. The Owl will often presume to know know more about Asian culture and history than Asians do.

His last girlfriend was Korean, and this one is Japanese. He's such an Owl.

by Friblin August 23, 2011

Owl

Old white lady.

My mother dragged me to BINGO to meet someone, but there was nothing but owls there.

by Puppy poop April 8, 2019

Owl

Acronym that means old white lady

My girlfriend's ma is an annoying owl.

by Polly J January 1, 2020

Owl

O: older
W: wise
L: Lesbian

"I want to get some pointers from an owl before I try to flirt with her."

by Ggtotherescue June 23, 2015