Owen Statement

A statement made about an observation that is overwhelmingly true (and/or funny) when you think about it, but a statement not anyone can make.

An Owen Statement example: A hot pretzel that gets cold at a sports game is colder than the actual temperature outside.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020

The Owen Scale

The rating scale used by Duke University Alumna Karen Owen to rate the quality of her sexual partner/experience. The ten-point scale consists of eight areas of analysis: Physical Attractiveness, Size, Talent, Aggressiveness, Entertainment, Athletic Ability, and Bonus.

You should definitely hook up with Shane. We went back to his place last Tuesday and he's definitely a 12/10 on the owen scale!

by The Amalamps October 8, 2010

Owen Sound

Small Ontario city located on the shores of Georgian Bay, within the 'elephants ass' of the province (see map). Known to locales as the beer capital of Grey-Bruce county's, its populous of townie folk, older model cars, and several quite dirty, yet highly entertaining bars/clubs (eg. the Harb, Brothers, Jason's). Outsiders may be familar with the area due in part to the annual summerfolk festival, variety of fishing derby's, and ontario's largest outdoor christmas light's festival.

Also known as:
- O.S.
- The O-dot
- The Sound
- The Ass
- many others

good times had by all in owen sound

by ajd August 29, 2004

Owen Sound

A small rural city of slightly less than 25,000 situated at Highways 6, 21 and 26 in Southwestern Ontario. A largely impoverished community with a large abundance of drugs, violence and unemployment, particularly concentrated in the Downtown/East Bayshore areas. Anyone with the means to do so has fled to one of several 'suburban' areas of the city including Rockcliffe, Clifton Park and West Lakeshore.

'I was looking at buying a home in Owen Sound.'
'Don't do that, their homes are ridiculously overpriced and their property taxes are through the roof.'

by bruceboy33 May 4, 2012

Clive Owen (Smith)

The Man who makes Chuck Norris look like Richard Simmons.

If you have seen the movie Shoot 'Em Up you know what I speak of...this man can kill you with a carrot...
The Baddest S.O.B on any action movie...Bruce Willis comes in second to this guy
He is a badass british actor who can kill 50 men at one time with a gun in his left and a baby in his right.
you know what that's like...o wait you dont because you're not Clive Owen

"Chuck Norris should watch his ass, here comes Clive Owen (Smith)"

Donna: "Who are you Mr. Smith?"
Smith: "I'm a British Nanny and I'm Dangerous"

Hertz: "What's a matter, you don't like that story? Why dont you tell me one...I know, how about the one with the woman and the baby"!
Smith: "Maybe later, when i'm putting you to sleep".

by Black Knight17 January 16, 2008

Owen Sound

A smaller community of 21,000 people located on the shores of Georgian Bay in Southern Ontario. Idenitifiable by it countless low-rise apartment buildings, run down city centre and Heritage Place mall. There is a large amount of poverty in the area, with a large concrentration of single parents, low income earners and public assistance recipients.

I need to find a job.

This is Owen Sound, good luck with that.

by Milton66 May 26, 2009

Owen Sny

One of the cutest beings known to man. Comparable to the cute Shrek and Big Chungus, the Owen can be found living in a swamp. He likes memes and avengers. You can see him live at the Shrek the 18th exhibit eating some dumplings. He is horrible at game pigeon. And loves green chicken

Wow you look great. Are you related to Owen?

Damn your sexy, lemme guess your role model. Owen Sny?

You like cute competitions? Try Owen

by cuteboi443 October 10, 2019