Pulling shit out of my ass

When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.

"Who stole my ipod???"

"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"

"WTF??"

"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."

by Chinamartgoer November 21, 2009

get out of my ass

"Get out of my ass" means something like "I can handle myself", but it isn't an exact mirror. It can be used in situations in which a friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, or family member cares way too much about you.

"Cas, get out of my ass!"

by AnataSky May 11, 2014

pull that out of my ass

Verb. To make up a completely untruthful story. To invent a story. To tell an untruthful story. To construct a story out of lies. To lie.

"Mark is such a liar, he told me a story how has to take care of his sick grandma last weekend, he totally pull that out of his ass!"
"I've told my girlfriend that I'm from France and I'm here on a student visa, I totally pull that out of my ass, I haven't even been to France."

by a66spam July 25, 2015

Suck the fart out of my ass

An insult used to tell the opposition to suck your ass

Jon: You're fucking stupid.
You: You can suck the fart out of my ass

by 3/5 Jesus March 24, 2021

pulled a wild hare out of my ass

Miraculously getting the motivation to accomplish something difficult and actually pulling it off in the last minute.
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A combination of the phrases "pull it out of my ass" (i.e. doing something difficult in the last minute) and "got a wild hare up my ass" (i.e. unexpectedly having motivation to do something).

I pulled a wild hare out of my ass and wrote my 10 page report starting at 3am the night before it was due.

by Gypsy Scotty March 15, 2011

singing dixie out of my ass

To state soemthing you are unsure of, or to tell something to someone that will be ignored.

"Is that George Bush up there or am I signing Dixie out of my ass?" "Did you hear what I said before, or was I just singing Dixie out of my ass?"

by Roofy15122 April 7, 2007

Take a snap out of my ass

Synonymous with telling someone to piss off, up yours, and fuck off. Used in a usually stern voice.

Thomas was being grumpy to everyone at work, so his friend Carlos told him to "take a snap out of my ass" when he became rude to him.

Kim told everyone to "take a snap out of her ass" because she didn't feel good.

by Carmine Crow April 30, 2022