pc optimizer pro

A scam popularized by a dumb fuck who infects Windows platforms with viruses and streamed it as a prank call.

Have you heard of PC optimizer pro?

by Not Merriam-Webster May 28, 2018

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Optimise

To have not safe sex.

I can wait to go home and optimise your mom.

by Optimiser February 16, 2023

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optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

when you delete files that you have accidently left on your friends server but dont want them to know what you have done.

Ran: Holy crap my server is tottaly out of space.
Gary: Check again.
Ran: Oh what the?
Gary: yeah don't worry man i just optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

by Lappy mozza January 1, 2009

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noun. 1. sadness at the loss of a dream, falling to the depths of despair after having high hopes. 2. the cognitive dissonance of beautiful melancholy, whereby one feels deep pain and also harbors hope for the attainment of their, so far, thwarted goals. 3. state of an optimist when faced with soul-crushing rejection.

Her unrequited love has left her in a state of ultimate optimisery.

by CodeNameReservoir February 9, 2018

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Optimization

Taking something complicated apart, planning to make it better; Attempting to improve something (usually electronic).

I was doing optimization on a PSP and ended up wrecking it more than it originally was.

by SHAREtheEXPIRIENCE July 9, 2011

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What the fuck is that Optimized

1. A horrific creation that seems to come from the Neo-Paliolitic era, or just a fucking ugly entity. Usually a fat bitch named Natalie that sits across from you at lunch.

2. The upgrade of What the fuck is that.

We can build it faster, stronger, better. We have the technology to create What the Fuck is That Optimized.

by Brad April 11, 2005

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