An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.
If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike
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Working together, Kevin and I talked these two girls who should have been out of our league into joining us for an Eiffel Tower - it was so pareto optimal.
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Get the n'optimal mug.An exceptionally bad player in a FPS computer game. Usually used to criticize the lack of teamplay of said person.
"You blinded all your teammates, you optimal!"
by Orion November 6, 2004
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