Operation Chaos

Injecting that time-honored, sauce-for-the-goose principle into 2008 democrat politics, talk show host Rush Limbaugh goaded Texas and Ohio Republicans to cross over and cast their primary ballots for Hillary. In the hope of narrowing the lead amassed by Barack Obama and perpetuating a bitter democrat fracas, thousands of loyal Republicans held their collective nose and rallied to do the unthinkable -- vote for a <expletive deleted> Clinton.

And was it ever successful!

Just as Limbaugh, red-faced and pounding the desk with laughter, was reveling at the tumult he had single-handedly incited, several networks began broadcasting scathing, hate-filled, and anti-American sermon excerpts of Obama's mentor, the Farakahnesque black-racist bigot Jeremiah Wright of the Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago.

Then all hell broke loose.

Obama, with the wheels of "hope" coming off his wagon of "change," was forced into damage-control mode to stop his plummeting poll numbers. Threatened with a return to square one as the pre-post-racial candidate, he bobbed, he weaved, he feinted ... but he resolutely refused to repudiate his beloved pastor. And (off camera) Hillary cheered.

Now they're in a real pickle. The democrat electorate, like schmucks duped by the barnum effect, chose an unvetted nominee with a snowball's chance in Kenya of winning the general election. But if the party's Superdelegates override the voters in the hope of a November win, many blacks will surely revolt and assure a democrat defeat.

A classic pincer movement, Limbaugh's Operation Chaos ensnared Democrats in a battle pitting the politics of genitalia against the politics of skin pigmentation.

Thanks to Operation Chaos, whoever wins, Democrats lose.

by I. "Who Sane" Myars March 18, 2008

Operation Mockingbird

A covert campaign run by the CIA to influence the media.

Starting in the early days of the Cold War (late 40's), the CIA began a secret project called Operation Mockingbird, with the intent of buying influence behind the scenes at major media outlets and putting reporters on the CIA payroll, which has proven to be a stunning ongoing success. The CIA effort to recruit American news organizations and journalists to become spies and disseminators of propaganda, was headed up by Frank Wisner, Allen Dulles, Richard Helms, and Philip Graham (publisher of The Washington Post). Wisner had taken Graham under his wing to direct the program code-named Operation Mockingbird and both have presumably committed suicide.

by Dancing with Fire October 28, 2013

sting operation

When The Police Set You Up To Make A Mistake So They Can Catch You In The Act And Arrest You.

Twelve Set My Nigga Jazz Up Asking Him To Bring Some Reefer To Taco Bell. That Was A Total Sting Operation.

by Kenzie (: October 12, 2014

Smooth operator

Someone talented at using verbal communication to get what they want from a situation, such as persuading someone.

The word is often used to describe men who are skilled at seducing women.

- "I picked up a girl at the bar last night."
- "You're such a smooth operator dude."

by gregolego May 3, 2020

Smooth operator

Carlos Sainz😌

Carlos:
- Tom do you know what that was?
- that was a smooth operator
(Smooth operator by Sade)

by Chilly111 December 24, 2021

Operators Buzz

A slight intoxication or "buzz" due to the ingestion of a couple cocktails(usually beer), which causes one to be less hostile when operating machinery.

RV

"Fuck man there was damn near traffic the whole ride down... I needed to get an operators buzz going".

RV

by TronnyB May 24, 2018

Yawn-Opera

(n) What starts out as a standard yawn but as it nears the end the yawner continues using the same exhale to create an a-capellic performance.

Man am I tired. Yahhwwh.... aaaahhh..... laaaaa...... laaaaa! (Yawn-Opera)

by Taco17 July 31, 2007