Box Opener

When a guy gets a girl out of his league to have sex with him.

"I didn't think Renee would get with him, but I guess he is a total box opener!!"

by MelRose January 25, 2015

Brazilian opener

Sticking an umbrella up a women's pussy and opening it up inside her.

Did you get the Eminem mentioned Brazilian opener in one of his songs?

by Smackdatfatass May 15, 2016

eye opener

An alcoholic drink one needs to get going in the morning.

"Todd is an alcoholic. He has an eye opener every day just after waking up."

by talley June 11, 2006

store opener

In racquetball, when a ball that was going to be a killshot goes under the buttocks and hits a male player facing the front wall in the back of the testicles, resulting in a testicular motion very similar to the bells on top of a door when you enter a store. Imagine hearing "ding-a-ling-a-lingaling" One of the most painful experiences in sports.

I'm gonna tape my balls to my stomach so I never get hit by a store opener again.

by Augie September 7, 2003

can opener

Another sex name way of calling a guy that is helping getting rid off their female partner or girl friend's virginity for her first time.

A guy who helps his female partner or girl friend pops her cherry by him being her can opener.

by WT87 July 15, 2011

opener

a gaping vagina in the state of arousal, ready for coitus; also known as a "girl boner." without an opener, lubricant is required for proper intercourse. coined in santa barbara, circa 1981.

I was ready to tap Natassia, but I could see she didn't have an opener - so I had to do an extra ten minutes of fingerblasting.

by teevizzle November 6, 2010

Alaskan Bottle Opener

When a man wraps his legs around a girld and ejaculates in her mouth and screams "I have herpies".

Jane and I had the best Alaskan Bottle Opener last night.

by Michael Ryzuk October 19, 2011