One Two, Buckle my Shoe

A meme that became popular on TikTok in Early April because of a video that generated a lot of attention and started the trend.

The whole TikTok trend goes like this:
"One, Two, Buckle my Shoe.

Three, Four, Buckle Some Moreeeee.
Five, Six, Nike Kicks!"

Yo, Yo Bro Come Over Here.

Come Over Here.
Check Out My Shoes,
They're the brand new...

One Two, Buckle my Shoe...

by ThatDragonixVR April 28, 2023

one two, one two

Inane phrase uttered by many people when testing microphones.

Testing, testing, one two, one two. Yeah I think it's working.

by Lambchops November 24, 2004

one two tuck manuvour

When a male has an erect penis and he tuck's it into the top of his trousers so that no one in the room can see it.

i need to do the one two tuck manuvour mate im hard

by Louis Joy February 20, 2006

One Two Shuffle

The act of going to the toilet to urinate and part-way through manoeuvring to bust a dump. This requires the individual to awkwardly move from a standing facing position while simultaneously pulling down their pants and doing a 180 into a seated position.

It took every ounce of my coordination to pull off that one two shuffle on the flight to Vegas.

by Paddo83 November 3, 2012

one two three NUT

When u nut (orgasm) with the quickness..

bitch sucked me dry next thing u know one two three NUT! on her mothafucking face gee

by I C U M 1 September 12, 2010

Put your one two in her three four

Just a silly funny way of telling a guy to have sex with a women.

A) Stick your face in her butt...
B) Yuck dude!
A) Come on baby get yo feet wet...
B) Shut up man...
A) Put your One two in her three four :P

by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018

One Two Stinkaroo

The act of urinating inside of a man or woman's anus shortly after completion of anal sex. It is so named because a #1 is taken on top of a #2 and the resulting mess is extremely smelly and sticky. As this is one of the most horrible things one human being can do to an other it is almost always accompanied with a subsequent break up.

Did you hit that bitch in the shit?

Yeah, and I gave her the old one two stinkaroo then dumped her.

by Zithers November 16, 2009