one second

Something you say to tell someone to wait a little bit. Usually used as sarcasm(doesn't actually mean count to one second).

Could you wait one second?

by wolfer1992 January 21, 2018

One second arrest

That moment when you cover your body with soap, then dive head first naked into a school zone

“This morning at the sandy hook elementary school, a fuckhead named muargo gucci toilet did a One second arrest”

by Armedteachers69 February 26, 2020

one second

A moment in time when kids don't annoy you.

Kid 1: "Mom, I'm hungry...:eats:..Mom, I need more food"
Kid 2: "Mom, tell him to stop looking at me!"
Mom: "I just need one second."
:Mom goes into bathroom:
Kid 3: opens bathroom door: "Mom, he took my toy and won't give it back!"
Mom: "One Second...One Second..One Second...(kid's name), can I just have one second??"

by DEADMAN#! September 28, 2020

One second

n.

An unstandardized unit of measurement commonly used to describe a period of five or more minutes.

In the public restrooms
Guy#1: Hurry up asshole, I ain't got all day!
Guy#2: Just one second, goddamnit, I'm almost done!
(20 minutes later Guy#2 leaves)

by Wunt sum sawwwce? August 8, 2014

One secaroni

Cooler, funner way to say one second

Ill be back in one secaroni

by N.Zoobear July 4, 2016

One Second

Can mean anything from 10 minutes to a day. Never truly means 1- second, often used in place of or with “Two Seconds” an even bigger cap, a yankee with all brim. 1-2 seconds is the most flexible unit of measurement in the common language.

Mya: One second, I’ll call you back
Me: Word
-Transition Card-
French Narrator from Spongebob: “2 Hours Later”
Mya: Why didn’t you call me?
Me: You said you were gonna call me 😭

by YoungDenzel98 January 19, 2022

Sure, one second.

Basicaly means your never getting a turn on my Xbox. :\ Tough luck bud. Okay leave.

Person A: Hey can I get a turn?
Person B: Sure, one second.
-4 hours later-
Person A: Can I get a turn now?
Person B: You JUST asked. Dude chill.

by _Apersonthathasalife._ November 18, 2020