one pump jump

A guy that makes a girl wish she had never taken off her underwear. He's in and done in one pump. A total waste of a girl's time.

Selene was looking forward to the night and expected a night of great sex. However, the guy turned out to be a one pump jump and ruined the entire night.

by Selin, Amada and Esmer May 10, 2004

one pump chump

A man who ejaculates nearly immediately upon initiation of sexual intercoure; eg., after one or two thrusts.

'Damn girl, that man ain't never gonna last long enough to please you; he's a one pump chump!'

by K-Job April 05, 2006

one pump Trump

An incumbent president who suffers from counting premature elections.

Or

A former president who was voted out after only 1 term.

This 2020 election is something else, look at this one pump Trump actively calling out to stop vote counting.

by Axiom2020 November 06, 2020

One pump chump

When a man only puts it in before busting.

"We were doing foreplay and he turned into a one pump chump after putting it in."

by GoldenPimp69 November 26, 2017

one pump wonder

A male that ejaculates very quickly after very little sexual stimualtion

A man ejaculating after 30 seconds of sexual stimulation is called a one pump wonder

by Spongebob889 November 17, 2013

One Pump Trump

A president that refuses to wash his hands or wear a face mask and then acts surprised when he gets kicked out of the white house during a global pandemic.

We might need to get this house fumigated now that one pump Trump is getting his Corona infected self moved out.

by ThundaBabe November 07, 2020

One Pump Man

Usually a term for a man who prematurely ejaculates after just one, but powerful thrust.

That guy is a real one pump man

by Mulix February 13, 2017