Schultz

"The shit," awesome.

Joe: Dude, have you tried that new coffee place on Snelling?
Doug: Yeah, man, that place is the schultz!

by Banana Burger April 11, 2009

Schultz

Used to describe someone being of very late status, showing a demeanor of not wanting to kick it, or all around avoiding human life in general.

Burt: man nick is being a hardcore Schultz right now
Davie: so true dude so true, its been a couple hours now
Burt: hes probably not coming through
Together: a Schultz.

by a weekend of vampires May 22, 2013

Schultz

to shit your pants.

Brett totally schultzed his pants in a fast food parking lot on halloween. ewww.

by rdfyerytrw January 23, 2010

schultz

to insert two fingers inside a girls vagina while simultaneously inserting one finger into the anus.

what is it called the schultz?

That girl loved it when i schultzed her last night.

by yankeefanatic89 July 18, 2011

schultze

an over-bearing, militaristic person who is unaware of their own incompetence. Would make a great nazi, often slightly insane.

Dude, your mom is a schultze.

by lenquo June 22, 2010

schultz

A drunk, someone who mooches rides off of people, waste of life.

Stop being such a schultz and buy a car.

by Kyle2888 October 24, 2005

Schultz

(shoolts) - VERB

To simultaneously get yourself fired from 3 jobs and banned from a venue.

"Hey, why isn't Kevin here?"

"Oh he schultzed himself last week, long story!"

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010