Shit on your Skittles

Comparable to the phrase "rain on your parade"; something that brings you down and/or sucks in a major way.

Sally, you look so sad. I wonder who shit on your Skittles?

You know, I was having a great day... don't come over here and shit on my Skittles, butthole.

by perplexiglass January 5, 2010

shit on your own doorstep

A relationship of any form between you and a person you know is going to cause trouble. Especialy true if you know the releationship has little or no meaning/future but you want to string it out anyway even though its gonna cause shit ex-girlfriend/boyfriend, friend of a brother/sister, close workmate or enemy of best mate are usually the other person

you shit on your own doorstep big time there bob... its all turned to crap and you still have to work with her till the end of the summer

by uglypoo July 26, 2009

Shit on your dick gay

Something that is extremely gay, nothing else in the know universe can possibly be gayer.

"Oh man I can't believe that guy just grabbed my balls, that was so gay!"

"No dude that wasn't just gay, that was shit on your dick gay."

by Mr. Naperville December 15, 2009

shit on your lip

when a bitch/dude has herpes or a cold sore on their lip and it is very evident.

From How High, (2001) "Silas: That shit on your lip got some shit on its lip"

by Rob smokes blunts December 28, 2010

shit on your bonfire

almost entirely used in negative intention (don't want to) indicates a person wanting to inform another person (or people) without overly causing displeasure

"I don't want to shit on your bonfire, mate, but that isn't the case."

"I don't want to shit on your bonfire, but you're idea sucks."

by barnabos August 3, 2008

Shit on your sundress

When bad weather ruins your plans

Mackenzie: It went from sunlight to rainfall. My plans are ruined!

Cody: Sounds like someone took a shit on your sundress!

by watermelawn March 13, 2017

Shit on your Dahl

Hindustani, Rajasthani and Punjabstani slang. To ensue you have ruined someones lively hood. A man would declare "How could you do this. I'll shit on your Dahl" and someone would reply "you shit on my Dahl"

A man would declare "How could you do this. I'll shit on your Dahl" and someone would reply "you shit on my Dahl"

by zitsnpits January 29, 2019