Tick on a Stick

Another way of describing an engorged head of a penis.
similar to "purple headed warrior", it reflects the shiny, purple hue that full ticks and boners seem to have.
Not totally sure if this is applicable to uncircumcised penises.....

Better give that little pussycat some Frontline, 'cause she's gonna get some of my Tick on a Stick!

by JuanTabonia July 9, 2012

on the tick

Literally 'on the clock.' Used in regards to something with a strict time limit, especially drug deals in which you get the product for free and pay once dealt.

I bought some dope on the tick.

by dpatrickb October 15, 2008

happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid

Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.

“Well I’ll be happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid!”

by Cyndaquil_25 August 1, 2023

it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'

1. A Timex slogan stating that their wristwatches could take a beating and still tell the correct time.

2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.

1. TIMEX: It takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'.

2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter February 19, 2008

Full on tickle

It’s when you tickle someone from both sides as opposed to one side, hence full on tickle.

You full on tickled me! Amy needs a full on tickle for 30 minutes!

by Brownstickboots May 30, 2021

Shit on my ticket

Ruin or screw up plans, day, etc....

I had plans to go to dinner with Ann until her boyfriend called and shit on my ticket.

by The Tucker September 17, 2015

On my ticket

When a person uses his/her guest pass for a friend or aquaintance who does not attend that particular school. Is usually used for dances, such as Prom or Homecoming.

Guy 1: "Dude, I want to go to prom so I can hook up, but I don't go to that school anymore!"
Guy 2: "Hey, you can go on my ticket, but you have to be my wingman.
Guy 1: "Deal. But no fat chicks."

by punkbass_20x6 July 13, 2006