Priming

Beginning the pushing process of pooping before you enter the bathroom to ensure that no time is wasted on the toilet.

My diarrhea was so bad, I tried priming my bathroom break and ruined the living room carpet

by twelveotenandahalf April 8, 2018

prime

Adjective describing something of high interest/quality or showing extreme satisfaction.

1: "That was a good meal."
2: "Yeah, it was pretty prime."

1: "Want to smoke a blunt?"
2: "Sure, that sounds prime."

References:
Prime time - Is there a better time? I don't think so..
Prime rib - Only the best ribs ever..
Optimus Prime - The boss.

by koven January 7, 2008

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Priming is a school or summer camp prank. It consists of numerous individuals in voice-changer Optimus prime toy helmets(hence the name), (balaclavas and ski masks are used when there are not enough helmets available) and boxers entering a cabin in the middle of the night, turning the lights on, spraying the inhabitants and cranking the cabin heat to the maximum while reciting lines from Transformers, the Michael Bay movie. This is usually a filmed event.

Hey man, have you heard? Our neighbours went priming at 3am last night, and now everyone is soaked wet.

by teh Russian man October 1, 2011

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A word used to describe a moment in time that in indescribably perfect.
This moment is usually one of great joy, happiness and laughter.
Usually a moment experianced around others

Ronald: "OMG.....that chav just tripped over and got mud all over her chavvy clothing."
Barbara: "Dude......that is so prime!"

by HuggyBu September 20, 2009

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The action of stimulation of the sex organs either during masturbation or with a partner, in which one acquires enough stimulation to almost come to orgasm and ejaculates, but instead then backs off in order to prevent ejaculation. After priming a few times and not ejaculating, it then builds up the sexual energy in such a way that it will be a much more powerful orgasm when one does go past the point of no return and has an orgasm. similar to how gunpowder is placed in the pan of a firearm to ignite a charge.

"Dude, have you ever tried priming?"

"I have, and It drives me insane! Sex and no orgasm? It's the biggest tease!"

by TimBeau Sanders March 29, 2013

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