on my way to church 

1. To be on the path to righteousness, usually you are comming from an unrighteous path.

2. When a gangsta who aint made amends for all the shit that he has done, but intends to before he dies.....

3. Title of Jim Jones' Album released in 2004. Supossedly he claims that when he was a child, one day he ran away from home on a sunday, and since then never went to church.

"Im still on my way to church man" - Jim Jones

"Its that ditty bop on my way to church music" - Cam'Ron

"Man did you stop sellin and killin niggas?"
"Nah man, im still on my way to church"

on my way to church by Almighty Shake Zulah May 10, 2005

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees 

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. 

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Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word. 

I really hope someone sees this. This has to work, right? There must be some way to get out of here. Somebody save me! I've been here for weeks. I just want to be home.

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word. by Rambunctious Raccoon April 11, 2021

What is the quickest way to the declaration of independence (my journal entries on the animemusicvideos website)

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Person 343: What is the quickest way to the declaration of independence (my journal entries on the animemusicvideos website)

What is the quickest way to the declaration of independence (my journal entries on the animemusicvideos website) by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 9, 2025

Carry On My Wayward Son 

Greatest song by rock band KANSAS, better than Point of No Return by a longshot. Simple to air guitar to, even easier to sing/improv to. Used in the greatest show on earth, SUPERNATURAL, and regrettably not getting enough attention. Best when sung as a a duet with an amanda, whilst leg-guitaring.

-lunch-
v: Carry on my wayward son, there'll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest, don't you cry no more!
amanda: DU DU, DU DU, DSH!
both: engage in epic leg guitar.

Carry On My Wayward Son by SpNuKNOit October 18, 2010

Curry On My Wayward Bun Burger 

A burger with curry flavors

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Curry On My Wayward Bun Burger, you should try it!"

Curry On My Wayward Bun Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018