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White On Both Ends

The blandest of bland people, typically white folk. These people usually suck the life out of any situation with their overwhelming dullness.
"I got stuck in a conversation with Chad at the party, it was like talking to a log!"
"God I know! He's white on both ends"
by 6tee9er August 7, 2022
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Black On Both Ends

Someone who is well endowed, both in the pants and in personality. Usually the life of the party, confident but not overly cocky. Easily the coolest person in the room.
"I got to talk to Hansel at the party last night, I think I'm in love! He is so interesting, and great in bed."
"You and everyone else Britney, he's black on both ends!"
by 6tee9er August 7, 2022
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I’m standing on both ends

Something Ryan Hanna will someday get :)
I’m standing on both ends , heheheh
by weirdme2848 May 12, 2023
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Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road

Completely fuckin pointless
"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "

"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"
by T4Y March 16, 2021
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both hands on the phone

‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.

“Hey! Both hands on the phone!”
“Hey that person isn’t keeping both hands on their phone… disgusting.”

“What’s that mean anyway?”

“ ‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.”

“Ok thanks.”
by InternetRuinedMe September 10, 2021
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Both taps on

Same as 69 except both participants urinate.
Piss fiend: "Wanna do it with both taps on"
Piss fiend 2: "Sure Terleckji I love it with both taps on!"
by Cheese Sandwich from Saturn April 26, 2006
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both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.
"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"
by lol_words October 3, 2018
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